Here will soon lie stuff, stay tuned, like a fork, a tuning fork

The original crazy adventures of Joe is now available for your reading confusements, This is the missing 45 chapters of Joe which are skipped in the original.

Chapter 9 - Chernobyl the Radioactive Squirrel
Chapter 10 - The Plague o’ Flies
Chapter 11 - Bad Combinations of Chapters 9 and 10
Chapter 12 - Peace Breaks Out
Chapter 13 - The Flies are Restless
Chapter 14 - The Sea Still Rises
Chapter 15 - Flooding
Chapter 16 - Bad Aftertastes
Chapter 17 - The Tickle Returns
Chapter 18 - Spewing of the Multitudes
Chapter 18 - A Typo (or tow)*
Chapter 20 - The merger (with the candy store owner)
Chapter 21 - The Hero Fails
Chapter 22 - A search begins
Chapter 23 - A new hero rises
Chapter 24 - He fails too
Chapter 25 - A New, Better Hero is Found
Chapter 26 - Failure
Chapter 27 - The Search is Over
Chapter 28 - Impending Doom
Chapter 29 - The End is Near
Chapter 30 - More Knitting
Chapter 31 - Joe Takes the Quest
Chapter 32 - The First Step
Chapter 33 - Coffee Break
Chapter 34 - The Quest Resumes
Chapter 35 - Problems
Chapter 36 - Difficulties
Chapter 37 - Barriers
Chapter 38 - Troubles
Chapter 39 - Obstructions
Chapter 40 - Travails
Chapter 41 - Magenta Pudding
Chapter 42 - The Answer:
Chapter 43 - No Flowers
Chapter 44 - Road Trip
Chapter 45 - Lost
Chapter 46 - Very Lost
Chapter 47 - The Arrival
Chapter 48 - Ned the Salesman
Chapter 49 - A Plan
Chapter 50 - “Members Only”
Chapter 51 - Jawbreaker
Chapter 52 - cAPS lOCK
Appendix α - The less poetic version of chapters 9-11
Appendix β - The Calendar from the back side of the page
Appendix γ - Non-typo version fo chapter 18
Appendix δ - Really big city insurance
Appendix ε - The Tsetse fly history tapestry:

Joe

Chapter 9 - Chernobyl the Radioactive Squirrel

There once was a rather large vat It was full of this and some that It had a nice fine sheen It glowed with bright green T’was Radium inside the vat

Chernobyl was large and very fat He liked to eat things that weren’t flat He scoured the whole earth For stuff to fill his girth So he found and devoured the vat

The vat made Chernobyl glow real bright It made him into a nice night-light It made him super slim And strengthened his right limb It also gave him super tall height