Chapter 9 - Chernobyl the Radioactive Squirrel

There once was a rather large vat It was full of this and some that It had a nice fine sheen It glowed with bright green T’was Radium inside the vat

Chernobyl was large and very fat He liked to eat things that weren’t flat He scoured the whole earth For stuff to fill his girth So he found and devoured the vat

The vat made Chernobyl glow real bright It made him into a nice night-light It made him super slim And strengthened his right limb It also gave him super tall height

Chernobyl’s stomach started to ache It jerked and twitched and started to shake It bubbled and boiled And felt like it spoiled He thought eating that vat, a mistake

The squirrel is finally all filled However he didn’t feel too thrilled He now glowed in the dark And his fingers could spark But he’s glad that he hadn’t been killed